My womenly charm *wink wink*
Today I was walking my friend and her sister home(they live really close to me). So we were talking about this and that, and all of a sudden my friend was like "Move Lauren!" I was confused so she repeated and kind of pushed me towards herself. So I turn to see why I had to move. A "hot" guy(as her sister described him) was running by with another runner. And he was running by and he was like "Out of the way sluts!" I was like no fucking way you didn't. So what did I do? I yelled out "Fuck you! You fucking idiot!!!!" They guy's friend was like "shit!" My friend and I were so mad. I wanted to kick the asshole where "sun don't shine."
My eventful Saturday
It was my sister's 9th birthday, and that meant i had to wake up early. Then we(mom,dad,me,and sis) went to see Little Women. The play was sooo amazing, and of course I cried through it. During the whole musical, there was this mom and daughter in front of my dad and I, and throught the whole thing they were hugging, and the mom kept kissing her daughter. It was the funniest thing my dad and I've seen. I'm not making fun of the love, but try to imagine it. It was quite funny.
Hurricane Katrina
I want to mention a situation that has devasted US. Hurricane Katrina destroyed about 80 percent of New Orleans, and had left countless number of people homeless. I'd like you to pray for them, and please help out in any way you can. If you are already helping, I'd like to thank you. You are doing a fantastic thing, and it means so much to those people. May God be with you.
Killer Grasshopper
Well I didn't want to wait in line forever for lunch, so my friend lent me his fries. I sat down with Angela, and we were talking, and all of a sudden she stops and looks down. I, of course, follow her eyes, and a HUGE green grasshopper is sitting on my leg. And what do I do? I screamed so loud that everyone in a one mile radius heard me. And what is worse is that in the process of jumping up and screaming with all my might is that I dropped my fries, so not only was I terrified of little things for the rest of the day, but I was also hungry.